you ever just stare at different scripts?

like, not reading them, just looking at how pretty they are?

let me guess - you've been up all night looking at fonts again

arabic script looks like it's dancing across the page. it's like... aesthetic jazz

ok that's actually true. but have you seen georgian? looks like someone took a bunch of tiny hot air balloons and made an alphabet

omg yes! and thai script looks like it's having a little party with all those loops and curves

careful, you're entering dangerous font-nerd territory

too late. did you know korean letters were literally designed to look like the shape your mouth makes when you say them?

that's both cool and slightly unsettling. like finding out your alphabet has been watching you

russian cursive looks like a heart monitor reading of someone watching a horror movie

that's... weirdly specific and accurate

and don't get me started on chinese characters. each one is like a tiny abstract painting

you sound like that time you had four espressos and tried to convince me that punctuation marks have personalities

the semicolon is clearly going through something

it's just a period having an existential crisis

and the exclamation mark is that friend who's way too excited about everything!!!

question marks are just confused exclamation marks

you know what's wild? japanese has these super blocky angular characters right next to these flowing curvy ones

like an architectural mood swing

exactly! and sanskrit looks like someone hung tiny decorations from a washing line

you've officially lost it. but also yes

sometimes i write things in comic sans just to feel something

ok now you've gone too far

comic sans is just trying its best ok? it's the golden retriever of fonts

and wingdings is that cousin nobody talks about

hebrew letters look like they're all trying to stand up straight at a formal event

while persian is basically arabic doing calligraphy after taking a dance class

tibetan script looks like it has tiny houses built into it

maybe that's where all the lowercase letters live

you know what bothers me?

we call them uppercase and lowercase but we store them all at the same height in the keyboard

🥱 it's 3.35

but the devanagari script has this line running across the top connecting everything like a tiny typography neighborhood

you need to sleep.

maybe sleep is just helvetica for the soul

that's it.

you'll never take my lorem ipsum alive!

...

i regret nothing. times new roman empire forever

goodnight!

wait! what if emojis are just hieroglyphics having a midlife crisis?

😴😴😴

guess you can't handle the serif truth